Subject: It Could Happen...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Mar 06 2000 - 03:15:09 EST
"It Could Happen..."
A notorious womanizer left a trail of broken
hearts behind him, until he betrayed the wrong
woman--a practicing witch.
The morning after she caught him with another
girl, he awoke with on itchy bump in the middle
of his forehead.
He thought it was a pimple, but it continued to
grow to ridiculous proportions throughout the day.
In a panic, he sought the advice of a physician,
who examined the man and ran tests on the
strange tissue.
By now the bump was three inches long, and
starting to take an oddly familiar shape.
"What us this thing growing out of my head,
Doctor?"
"We've run every test we know to confirm the
findings," he said gravely,"but they all tell us
the same thing. The bump in your forehead is
developing into a fully grown penis."
"I can't belive this! Isn't there anything you can do?"
"I'm afraid not. Removing it would kill you."
"I'll be a freak! No woman will come near me!"
"There's more," said the Doctor. "You are
going to experience vision problems."
"Will I go blind, Doc?" said the man.
"Oh, no! Nothing of a sort! You'll just have
trouble seeing with testicles hanging in front
of your eyes.
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