Subject: Plastic Surgery
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Jun 28 2000 - 06:48:01 EDT
"Plastic Surgery"
A woman went to a plastic surgeon because
she wanted bigger breasts. The doctor gave
her the choice of either having expensive
implant surgery or wearing a special bra. The
doctor explained, "When you flap your arms up
and down, the bra inflates." She chose the bra.
The next day, she went to a dance club to try
the new bra out. She saw an attractive man
sitting at the end of the bar.
She strolled over to flirt with him and flapped
her arms at the same time to inflate the bra.
On seeing her approach, he stood up, started
flapping his knees together and said, "I see
that we have the same doctor."
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