Subject: Is It A Picnic?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jun 13 2000 - 16:37:42 EDT
"Is It A Picnic?"
The service area was located on a main highway
leading to the beach. The pump attendant was
accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned
occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up.
When a rusty old station wagon containing a
very tired looking couple and seven screaming
children pulled into his station, the attendant
tried small talk to cheer the occupants.
"Hope you had a good day at the beach! Nice
looking kids there. Are they all yours, or is this
a picnic?"
Wearily, the driver relied, "Yes, they are all
mine and it is NO picnic!"
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"Who Should Have The Child?"
The scene was a tiny mountain village in a
remote section of West Virginia. An old
mountaineer and his young wife were getting
a divorce in the local court. But custody of
the children was a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested
to the judge that since she had brought the
children into this world, she should retain
custody of them.
The old mountaineer also wanted custody of
the children. The judge asked for his side of
the story and, after a long moment of silence,
the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and
said, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy
machine and a candy bar comes out, does it
belong to me or the machine?"
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