Subject: The Farmer
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 23 2000 - 02:45:38 EDT
"Texas"
I was driving through downtown San Antonio
with my boss when we passed a sign reading
"Museum of Texas Culture."
"Huh. That ought to take about ten minutes
to see,' I scoffed.
Without missing a beat my boss replied,
"Why in heaven's name would you want to
go through twice?"
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"The Farmer"
A man is driving down a country road, when
he spots a farmer standing in the middle of
a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over
to the side of the road and notices that the
farmer is just standing there, doing nothing,
looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the
way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah
excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a
Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to
people who are out standing in their field."
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