Subject: Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 22 2000 - 03:17:00 EDT
"Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty
At The Office But Aren't"
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just
sits there!
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"Ten Things You Wish You Could Say At Work"
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a hoot.
3. How about "never?" Is "never" good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a
word you're saying.
5. I see you've set aside this special time to
humiliate yourself in public.
6. Ahhh, I see the mess-up fairy has visited us again.
7. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
8. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?
10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't
mean you're an artist.
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