Subject: The Hyperactive Aphrodisiac
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 22 2000 - 03:08:22 EDT
"The Hyperactive Aphrodisiac"
An elderly woman walked into a doctor's office and
told the doctor that she and her husband had not
been intimate in years. She said that her husband
seemed to have a lack of desire. After listening to
the woman for a while, the doctor said, "I have just
the thing. Have your husband take two of these pills
right before dinner....
The next morning, the woman stormed into the doctor's
office and exclaimed, "You have to change my husband's
prescription!! It is much too strong!! I gave him the pills
before dinner, just like you told me, and halfway through
dinner they took effect. He got a wild look in his eyes,
then pulled the tablecloth off the table; breaking all of
the dishes!! Then he threw me onto the table, and we
made love right there!!"
"I feel awful," said the doctor. "Let me at least pay for
all of the broken dishes."
"Don't worry about it," replied the woman, "We just
won't eat at that restaurant any more..."
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