Subject: If Men Got Pregnant
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Jul 22 2000 - 03:05:51 EDT
"Ways Life Would Change If Men Got Pregnant"
1. Maternity leave would last two years...with full pay!
2. There'd be a cure for stretch marks.
3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
{Eg: You want me to push this through WHAT?!!}
4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's
No. 1 health problem.
5. All methods of birth control would be improved
to 100% effectiveness.
6. Children would be kept in the hospital until
they were toilet-trained and over the "Terrible Twos."
7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
8. They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.
9. Fathers would demand that their sons be
home from dates by 10 p.m.
10. Men could use their briefcases as diaper
bags.
11. They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
12. Menus at most restaurants would list ice
cream and pickles as an entree.
13. Women would rule the world.
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