Subject: Make Me Feel Like A Woman
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 20 2000 - 21:28:43 EDT
"Make Me Feel Like A Woman" (A LadyHawke's Favorite)
In a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through
a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and
things go from bad to worse when one wing
is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,
she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too
young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well,
if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth
to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life,
but no one has ever made me really feel like a
woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on
this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has
forgotten their own peril, and they all stare,
riveted, at the desperate woman in the front
of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
"I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with black hair and jet
black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle,
unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation
as the stranger approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his
chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm
holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and
whispers, "Here. Iron this."
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