Subject: Miami Newlyweds
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 20 2000 - 21:23:34 EDT
"Bash"
While my wife and I were shopping at a mall
kiosk, a shapely young woman in a short,
form-fitting dress strolled by. My eyes followed
her.
Without looking up from the item she was
examining, my wife asked, "Was it worth
the trouble you're in?"
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"Miami Newlyweds"
The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami
Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde,
looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello,
Teddy, how are you?"
A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached
their room, when the piqued bride demanded, "Who
was that woman?!"
"Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going
to have trouble enough explaining you to her."
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