Subject: Blonde In Service
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 20 2000 - 21:12:46 EDT
"Blonde In Service"
As a result of an internal investigation, one
of the Duty Officer's stunning, blonde staffers
was transferred from Aberdeen Maryland to
an obscure base in Utah. The woman reported
to her new Commanding Officer and handed
him her orders. He glanced at them and said,
"Well Private, your duties here will be pretty
much the same as your last assignment."
The girl sighed and said, "Yes Sir. I kind-of
figured that. Will it be OK if I drape my uniform
over this chair?"
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"A.W.O.L."
As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill
instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone
AWOL. A search party was dispatched immediately.
After a few hours the recruit was discovered hiding
in some bushes. He was sent back to the base
and promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office.
The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did
you go AWOL?"
The recruit replied, "My first day here, you issued
me a comb, and then proceeded to cut my hair off.
The second day you issued me a toothbrush and
sent me to the dentist - who proceeded to pull all
my teeth. The third day you issued me a jock strap,
and I wasn't about to stick around and find out what
would follow that, SIR."
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