Subject: Billy And His Gun
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Jul 20 2000 - 18:28:54 EDT
"Billy And His Gun"
Billy's father had a lot of guns around the
house and was always telling Billy things
about guns and how to take care of them,
etc.
Well, one day Billy was in the tub
masturbating, and his mother walked in
just as he was ejaculating.
She stormed out, and Billy chased after her,
saying,
"I wasn't playing with myself! Honest!
I was just cleaning it, and it went off!"
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