Subject: Got Milk?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jul 03 2000 - 03:11:38 EDT
"Medical Exam"
A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor
for the first time found herself alone in a small
waiting room. She began undressing nervously,
preparing herself for the upcoming examination.
Just as she draped the last of her garments
over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on
the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked
his nude patient up and down carefully and
with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite
obvious to me that until today you have never
undergone an eye examination."
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"Got Milk?"
The young lady entered the doctor's office,
carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained,
"the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining
weight, he lost three ounces this week."
The medic examined the child and then
started to squeeze the lady's breasts. He then
unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and
began powerfully sucking on one nipple.
"Young lady," he finally announced, "no
wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven't
any milk!"
"Of course not!" she shrieked. "It's not my
child; it's my sister's!"
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