Subject: A Girl And Her Daddy
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jul 02 2000 - 02:41:34 EDT
"A Girl And Her Daddy"
A little girl was sitting on her daddy's lap.
She gazed up at her father and said, "Daddy,
did anyone ever tell you that you're the most
wonderful and smartest man in the world?"
Her father, filled with pride said,
"Why no, honey, they haven't."
"Hmmm... Then, where did you get the idea?"
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"Horn Beep"
One day while driving with my then 4 year old
daughter Melanie, I beeped the horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at me for an explanation.
I said, "I did that by accident".
She replied "I know that, Daddy."
I replied, "How'd you know?"
Melanie said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK'
afterwards!"
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