Subject: Holiday Travel
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Jan 31 2000 - 03:58:29 EST
"Holiday Travel"
A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to the airline counter, she presented
her ticket to New York. And as she gave the agent
her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to
send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red
suitcase to London."
The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't to that."
"Oh, really???" said Ms. Smarty-Pants, "I am so
relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly
what you did to my luggage last year!"
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"Police During Holiday Season"
A local policeman had just finished his shift
one cold December evening and was at home
with his wife. "You just won't believe what
happened this evening, in all my years on the
force I've never seen anything like it."
"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"
"I came across two guys down by the canal,
one of them was drinking battery acid and
the other was eating fireworks."
"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!!
What did you do with them?"
"Oh that was easy. I charged one and let the
other off."
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"Traveling With Luggage"
"When I got to the airline counter, I was
impressed by the lovely Christmas decorations.
I looked up and noticed that I was standing
under a mistletoe, but then I realized that it
was there so that I could KISS MY LUGGAGE
GOODBYE!"
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