Subject: Christmas Trees vs Humans
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jan 30 2000 - 03:48:41 EST
"Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"
1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other
Christmas trees you have had in the past.
2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic
electrical devices.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an
artificial one in the closet.
4. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take
it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look
up underneath it.
6. When you are done with a Christmas tree, you
can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around
other Christmas trees.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch
football all day.
9. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up
and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
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"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and
nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even
with the lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break
one of its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when
it's past its 'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas
tree all year.
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