Subject: House Insurance
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Jan 25 2000 - 03:32:37 EST
"House Insurance"
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the
Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because
my house burned down, and everything I
owned was destroyed by the fire. The
insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer.
"I'm here because my house and all my
belongings were destroyed by a flood, and
my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused.
"Hmm... How do you start a flood?" he asked.
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"Paramedics"
Three paramedics were boasting about
improvements in their respective ambulance
team's response times.
"Since we installed our new satellite navigation
system," bragged the first one, "we cut our
emergency response time by ten percent."
The other paramedics nodded in approval.
"Not bad," the second paramedic commented.
"But by using a computer model of traffic
patterns, we've cut our average ERT by 20
percent."
Again, the other team members gave their
congratulations, until the third paramedic said,
"That's nothing! Since our ambulance driver
passed the bar exam, we've cut our emergency
response time in half!"
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