Subject: Worst Sound
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Jan 09 2000 - 03:50:31 EST
"Worst Sound"
There was 3 old men sitting by a pool talking
about old times. One of the men ask the other
two what was the worst sound they ever heard.
The first old man said, "Well, I was in Africa
once and had a herd of wild elephants coming
in my direction and no place to hide."
The second old man said, "I was a pilot in the
Air Force and was flying over the ocean, and
my engine on my air plane was making bad
noises like it was going to quit."
The third old man who had ask the question
said, "Well, I have the worst one of all. I was
seeing this woman, and her husband can in
on us while we were in the bed together. I
jumped up and ran and jumped out the window."
The third old man stopped talking for a minute,
and the other two men asked, "Well, what
was the bad sound?"
The third old man said, "Just a minute. This
is hard for me to retell the story." After a short
pause, he continued, "Ok, I jumped out the
window, and the woman's husband grabbed me
by the balls. So, there I was, hanging by my balls,
and the worst sound I ever heard was the man
trying to open his pocket knife with his teeth."
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