Subject: Second Act
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Feb 17 2000 - 09:01:28 EST
"Is This Seat Taken?"
{My standard joke after visiting a theater.}
When the usher noticed a man stretched across
three seats in the theater, he walked over and
whispered, "Sorry, sir, but you are allowed only
one seat. "
The man moaned but didn't budge.
"Sir, If you don't move, I'll have to call the manager,"
said the usher more loudly. The man moaned
again but stayed where he was.
The usher left and returned with the manager, who,
after several attempts at dislodging the fellow,
called the police.
The cop looked at the reclining man and said,
"All right, what's your name, joker?"
"Joe," he mumbled.
"And where are you from, Joe?"
"The balcony."
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"Second Act"
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During
the first intermission he had to take a leak in the
worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms.
He searched in vain for the bathrooms, but he
finally found a beautiful fountain with foliage, and
since nobody was watching, so he decided to
take a leak right there.
When he finally got back into the auditorium, the
second act had already begun. He searched in
the dark until he found his wife. "Did I miss much
of the second act?" he asked.
"Miss it?" she said indignantly, "You were in it!"
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