Subject: Good And Bad News
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 09:37:53 EST
"Good And Bad News"
Rodney sat in his attorney's office. "Do you
want the bad news first or the terrible news?"
asked the lawyer.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million
dollars."
"That's the bad news?" asked Rodney
incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible
news."
"It's of you and your mistress."
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