Subject: Why Fishin' Is Better Than Making Love
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 09:18:47 EST
"Why Fishin' Is Better Than Making Love"
When you go fishin' and you catch
somethin', that's good.
If you're making love and you catch
somethin', that's bad.
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen.
And fish don't want to know how many
other fish you caught.
In fishin' you lie about the one that got away.
In lovin' you lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you don't
have to lie and promise to still be friends
after you let it go.
You don't have to necessarily change your
line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler.
If you want to catch a woman you're talking
dinner and a movie minimum.
Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle
of fishin'.
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