Subject: A Laughing Horse
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 14 2000 - 09:05:50 EST
"A Laughing Horse"
A man walks into a tavern and sees a jarful of cash
on the bar. He asks the bartender what the jar of
cash is for and the bartender says, "If you can make
my horse laugh, you win the money." So, the man
walks around back of the tavern, whispers in the
horses ear and the horse starts laughing and
snorting and stomping his hooves. The man walks
back into the tavern and takes the jar of cash.
A few weeks later, the same man walks into the
tavern and sees another jar of cash on the bar. He
asks the bartender what the jar of cash is for and
the bartender says, "My horse hasn't stopped
laughing since you were in here last and if you can
make my horse stop laughing, you win the money."
So the man walks around the back of the tavern
and everyone hears the loudest sobbing and
crying coming from the horse. The man walks up
to the bar and reaches for the jar of cash. "Hold
on a minute, says the bartender. I've gotta know
what you said to that horse."
"Well," says the man, "the first time I came in,
I told him that my dick was bigger than his."
"And the second time?" Asked the bartender.
"Well... I showed him." said the man.
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