Subject: Surprise!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 08 2000 - 03:39:25 EST
"Surprise!"
I've never been much on fashion, but got quite
a few compliments on a new sports jacket I
wore to work one day.
My secretary asked me where I got it, and I told
her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went
home early yesterday, and there it was, on the
back of a kitchen chair.
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"Surprise at 3 am"
The man staggered into the house at three
o'clock in the morning. As he made his way
into the bedroom, he found another man in bed
with his wife.
His wife sat up in a shot and demanded to know
where he had been until three o'clock in the
morning. The man looked at his wife's lover and
demanded, "Who in the hell is this guy, and what
is he doing in bed with you?"
The wife responded, "Don't go changing the
subject! Where in the hell have you been?"
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