Subject: Business Trip
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Feb 08 2000 - 03:34:15 EST
"Business Trip"
A business man packing for a trip glances in
his briefcase. "Honey?"
"Yes, darling?"
"Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "Why
do you persist in putting a condom in my
briefcase every time I go on a trip? You know
I only have eyes for you. I'd never be unfaithful."
"Oh, I know, darling, and I trust you," she replies
sweetly, "It's just that, well you know, with all
those terrible diseases out there, it would make
me feel better to know that if anything did happen,
you'd be protected. So please, darling, take it
with you, won't you? For my sake?"
"Oh, all right, if you put it that way," he relented,
"I'll do it for you. But for heaven's sake, give me
more than one!"
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