Subject: French Farmhand
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Feb 07 2000 - 03:45:38 EST
"French Farmhand (Sheep Fries)"
There was once a sheep farmer who had
a French farmhand working with him to help
castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated
the sheep, the French farmhand took the parts
and was about to throw them into the trash.
"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away!
My wife fries them up, and we eat them, they're
delicious! They're called Sheep Fries!"
The farmhand saved the parts and took them
to the farmer's wife who cooked them up for
supper. This went on for three days....and
each evening they had Sheep Fries for supper.
On the fourth night the farmer came in to the
house for supper. He asked his wife where the
farmhand was, and she replied, "It's the
strangest thing! When he came in and asked
what was for supper, I told him French Fries,
and he ran like hell!"
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