Subject: Terrible Desease
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Feb 05 2000 - 10:28:27 EST
"Handout"
A woman was chatting with her next-door
neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started
out this morning with an act of unselfish
generosity. I gave a twenty dollar bill to a bum."
"You gave a bum twenty whole dollars? That's
a lot of money to just give away. What did
your husband say about it?"
"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do.
He said, 'Thanks.' "
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"Terrible Desease"
A woman accompanied her husband to the
doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor
called the husband's wife into his office alone.
The doctor told her, "Your husband is suffering
from a very serious disease, combined with
horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be
pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner,
prepare something especially nice for him. Don't
burden him with chores. Let him rest and relax.
Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only
make his stress worse. And, most importantly,
cater to his every whim."
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to twelve
months, I think your husband will regain his health
completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife,
"What did the doctor say?"
"Well... He said you're going to die any day now."
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