Subject: The Three Wise Women
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Dec 28 2000 - 06:04:07 EST
"Technological Christmas Tunes"
'Twas the 'Net before Christmas
Santa Claus is modem to town
Up On The Desktop
"Quark," The Herald Angels Sing
Gateway In A Manger
The First AOL
INTEL IT On The Mountain
.COM All Ye Faithful
JAVA Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Joy To The World Wide We
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"The Three Wise Women"
You know what would have happened if there
had been three wise WOMEN instead of three
wise MEN, don't you?
They would have asked for directions, arrived
on time, helped deliver the Baby, cleaned the
stable, made a casserole and given practical
gifts, such as disposable diapers.
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"Mt. Sinai"
"Just think," said the Christian, "If Moses had
fallen while climbing Mt. Sinai, you might not
be Jewish."
"Maybe," said the Jew, "and if the Virgin Mary
had a false labor, you might not be Christian."
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