Subject: Taking Dad's Place
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Dec 10 2000 - 02:56:54 EST
"Taking Dad's Place"
Johnny's dad was away on a business trip.
So he wanted to sleep with his mother.
The first night she refused. The second
night she did it again. On the third night
she decided to let him lie with her and
handle it from there.
So Johnny put on his pajamas and jumped
into bed on his father's side.
With both his hands behind his head, he said
to his mother: "With Christmas approaching,
don't you think it would be a good idea if we
buy Johnny a bicycle?"
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"Speak Up A Little"
Two young boys were spending the night
at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two
boys knelt beside their beds to say their
prayers when the youngest one began
praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY
FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR
A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged
the younger brother and said, "Why are
you shouting your prayers? G-d isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but
Grandma is!"
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