Subject: Plane Crash
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Dec 05 2000 - 14:10:30 EST
"Crash"
3 buddies die in a car crash, and they find
themselves at an orientation to enter heaven.
They are all asked, "When you are in your
casket and friends and family are mourning
upon you, what would you like to hear them
say about you?
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them
say that I was a great doctor of my time, and
a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear
that I was a wonderful husband and school
teacher who made a huge difference in our
children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear
them say...... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
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"Plane Crash"
At the plane crash site, one lone survivor sat with
his back against a tree, chewing on a bone. As
he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of bones, he
noticed the rescue team. "Thank Heavens!", he
cried out in relief. "I am saved!"
The rescue team did not move, as they were in
shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside this
lone survivor. Obviously he had eaten his comrades.
The Survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung
his own head in shame. "You can't judge me for this,"
he insisted. "I had to survive. Is it so wrong to want
to live?"
The leader of the rescue team stepped forward,
shaking his head in disbelief. "I won't judge you
for doing what was necessary to survive, but Good
Heavens, man, your plane only went down yesterday!"
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