Subject: The Seminar
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 31 2000 - 07:07:27 EDT
"The Seminar"
Rich had just returned from a week long seminar.
His boss, instead of asking about the details,
asked if were sick as he looked absolutely terrible.
"Well..." said Rich, "I met this blonde and turned
out she was a sales rep-in-training and wanted
me to tutor her. One thing lead to another and
we ended up back in her room having wild
gorilla sex all night."
"OK," replied the boss, "that may explain your
fatigue, but why are your eyes so red?"
"Well..." said Rich, "turns out she was married
and had a baby at home. She started crying
with remorse, and I started thinking about my
own wife and kids, so I cried too."
"I see." chided the boss, "but that seminar
ended Friday. How come you still appear
so ragged?"
"Well..." said Rich, "you can't sit there and
cry 4-5 times a day for four days and not
look like this."
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