Subject: About Locks And Keys...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Aug 28 2000 - 03:07:42 EDT
"About Locks And Keys..."
One night this guy and his girlfriend are about to go
into his apartment. Before he can open his door
his girlfriend says, "Wait a minute. I think I can tell
how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."
"Give me some examples," the guy replies.
"Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens
the door hard, then that means he's a rough lover
and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and
can't seem to find the hole than that means he's
inexperienced and that isn't for me either."
Then she says, coyly, "Honey, how do you unlock
your door?"
"Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
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