Subject: Dirty
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 22:26:12 EDT
"Dirty"
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing
in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?"
Ready to play the game, she said,
"I don't know! Who are you?"
"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was
right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother
wouldn't recognize me!"
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"Ailments"
The two young boys were discussing their
ailments together in the children's ward.
"Are you medical or surgical?" asked the first,
who had been in the ward for a week.
"I don't know what you mean," replied the second.
"It's simple," replied the first. "Were you sick
when you came in here? Or did they make you
sick when you got here?"
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