Subject: Peter's Poker Party
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Apr 27 2000 - 06:26:20 EDT
"Peter's Poker Party"
Two old maids played poker with Peter every Tuesday
evening. It was Peter's turn to have the game at his
house, but his furniture was out being reupholstered,
and they had no chairs. They decided to solve the
problem by sitting cross legged on the floor and
putting newspaper on their laps to hold the cards.
After playing awhile, the first old maid saw Peter's
pecker peeking through the paper. She excused
herself and went to the bathroom.
The second old maid then saw Peter's pecker
peeking through the paper, and she followed the
first one.
She walked into the bathroom and saw the first
old maid sitting on the toilet. The second old maid
said, "Did you see Peter's pecker peeking through
the paper while we were playing poker?"
The first old maid replied, "Yes, I saw Peter's
pecker peeking through the paper while we were
playing poker, but didn't mention it because it makes
my pussy pucker, and I can't pee!!"
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