Subject: The Rules for Driving in New York City
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Apr 18 2000 - 06:54:27 EDT
"NYC Students"
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are
riding on a New York City subway when a
beggar approaches them asking for spare
change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in
disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his
wallet, pulls out a couples of singles and gladly
hands them over to the beggar with a smile.
The beggar thanks him kindly and then
continues on to the other passengers.
Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity.
"What on earth did you do that for?" shouts
Frank. "You know he's only going to use it
on drugs or booze."
Matt replies, "And we weren't?"
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"The Rules for Driving in New York City"
1) When on a one way street, stay to the right
to allow oncoming traffic to pass.
2) Never, ever, stop for a pedestrian unless
he flings himself under the wheels of your car.
3) The first parking space you see will be the
last parking space you see. Grab it.
4) Never get in the way of a car that needs
extensive body work.
5) Always look both ways when running a red
light.
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