Subject: Why?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Apr 11 2000 - 16:58:13 EDT
"Why?"
How come you press harder on a remote-control
when you know the battery is dead?
Have you ever imagined a world with no
hypothetical situations?
You know how most packages say "Open here"...
What is the protocol if the package says, "Open
somewhere else?"
Why are they called apartments, when they're
all stuck together?
Why do people without a watch look at their wrist
when you ask them what time it is?
Why do you ask someone without a watch what
time it is?
Why is it that the guy who comes up behind you
while you're waiting for an elevator presses the
already lit "up" button -- as though he somehow
has magical powers that you didn't when you
pressed it the first time?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds
fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving
backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing
you money?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent
the other way.
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word
"monosyllabic"?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's
supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior
when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
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