Subject: You Must Have Better Marks!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Apr 02 2000 - 11:13:41 EDT
"You Must Have Better Marks!"
The little boy wasn't getting good marks
in school. One day he made the teacher
quite surprised. He tapped her on the
shoulder and said...
"I don't want to scare you, but my daddy
says if I don't get better grades.... somebody
is going to get a spanking...."
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"Rich?"
Two boys were arguing about whose Dad was
richer
FIRST BOY: "My Father is so rich he's going
to buy the Pacific Ocean."
SECOND BOY: "So, if you don't shut up, I'll
tell my Father not to sell it."
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"Unanswerable"
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation
of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer,
he said: "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and I
should turn red in the face."
"Yes, sir," the boys said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into
my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "'Cause yer feet ain't empty."
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