Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 19 Sep 1999 07:47:21 -0400
"Lamborghini"
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic
surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've
made love in more exotic cars than anyone I
know. Must be at least a thousand."
"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you
for the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all
those uncomfortable positions," the doctor replied.
"Hell, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow
your Lamborghini!"
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"75-Year-Old Groom"
The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused
a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel.
The following morning, the old boy came strutting into
the dining room, lookin' great with a big smile on his
face. He proceeded to order an enormous breakfast.
He laughed and joked and was in obvious good spirits,
whereas his young wife, who came into the room a
half hour later, looked worn out. She ordered coffee
in a voice so weak the waiter had to ask her to repeat
the order.
The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself
and left for their room. This gave the waitress a
chance to ask the bride,
"Honey, I can't figure it out. The old geezer, your
husband, looks like a million and you look like two
cents. What's wrong?"
"That guy double-crossed me," the bride said, "He
told me he'd saved up for fifty years! And all the
time I thought he was talking about money!"
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