Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 31 Oct 1999 02:38:35 -0500
"One Dark Halloween Night..."
Two men were walking home after a Halloween
party and decided to take a shortcut through the
cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of
the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-
tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with
a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of
the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after
catching his breath, "You scared us half to
death -- we thought you were a ghost! What
are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They
misspelled my name!"
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"Top Ten Signs You're Too Old to Be Trick or Treating"
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy
for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your
bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full
of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume
that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your
ex-wives live.
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