Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 22 Oct 1999 07:16:22 -0400
"Knock Knock"
A new pastor moved into town and went
out one Saturday to visit his parishioners.
All went well until he came to one house.
It was obvious that someone was home,
but no one came to the door even after
he had knocked several times. Finally, he
took out his card, wrote on the back
"Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the
offering he found his card in the collection
plate. Below his message was the notation
"Genesis 3:10."
Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at
the door and knock. If any man hears my
voice, and opens the door, I will come in
to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard
thy voice in the garden, but I was naked,
and I hid myself."
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"Quick Swim"
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for
a hike one day. It was very hot. They
were sweating and exhausted when they
came upon a small lake. Since it was
fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes
and jumped in the water. Feeling refreshed,
the trio decided to pick a few berries while
enjoying their "freedom." As they were
crossing an open area, who should come
along but a group of ladies from town.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the
minister and the priest covered their privates,
and the rabbi covered his face while they
ran for cover.
After the ladies had left, and the men got their
clothes back on, the minister and the priest
asked the rabbi why he covered his face
rather than his privates. The rabbi replied,
"I don't know about you, but in MY congregation,
it's my face they would recognize."
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