Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 03 Oct 1999 02:43:04 -0400
"What Time is It?"
A sweet young thing thought she might
have some fun with a stiff-looking
military man at a cocktail party, so she
walked over and asked him when was
the last time he had had sex.
"1956," he immediately replied.
"No wonder you look so uptight!" she
exclaimed. "Honey, you need to get
out more."
"I'm not sure I understand you," he
answered, glancing at his watch again.
"It's only 2014 now."
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"Telepathic Watch"
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to
a good looking girl and starts looking at his
watch. The girl notices this and asks him if
his date is late.
"Oh, no!" he replies, "I've just got this new
state-of-the-art watch, and I was just about
to test it." "
"What does it do?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to
me."
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
"Ha! Well it must be broken then because
I am!"
"Damn! This thing must be an hour fast."
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