Subject: Fishing With Baby Sister
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Sun Nov 07 1999 - 02:41:50 EST
"Fishing With Baby Sister"
A boy was taking care of his baby sister
while his parents went to town shopping.
He decided to go fishing and he had to take
her along.
"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother
that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"
"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and
not scare the fish away," his mother said.
The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all
the bait."
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"The Truth And Nothing But The Truth"
A large family, with seven children, moved to
a new city. They were having a difficult time
finding an apartment to live in. Many apartments
were large enough, but the landlords objected
to the large family. After several days of
searching, the father asked the mother to take
the four younger children to visit the cemetery,
while he took the older three to find an apartment.
After they had looked most of the morning they
found a place that was just right. Then the
landlord asked the usual question: "How many
children do you have?" The father answered
with a deep sigh, "Seven... but four are with
their dear mother in the cemetery."
He got the apartment!
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