Subject: Lawn Job
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 04 1999 - 20:48:06 EST
"Lawn Job"
Two guys were car*pooling home from work one
day. Traffic was crawling along and they were
both a bit bored. The driver was looking around
and suddenly pointed at two dogs having sex in
someone's front lawn.
"Look," he shouted, "What are the those dogs doing?
Fighting?"
The passenger, being a man of the world, replied,
"They're having sex. Don't tell me that you have
never had sex doggie style before."
The driver, a bit embarrassed, admitted that he
never had.
His passenger said, "You have to try it. It's pretty
cool. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get
home, fix your wife a margarita and then suggest
that you want to try this new sexual position."
The driver thought a bit, then decided he would
give it a try. The next morning, the two commuters
were back in the car and the passenger asked,
"Well. How did it go?"
The driver replied, "It was GREAT! But it took me
SIX margaritas just to get her naked in the front
lawn!"
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