Subject: World Restaurant
From: Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 03 1999 - 08:31:18 EST
"Spell Backwards"
Ever wonder about those people who spend
$2.00 a throw on those little bottles of Evian
water? Try spelling Evian backwards.
There are only two words in the English language
that spell the same object both forward and
backward. They are "race car."
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"Spelling Trivia"
(Don't let Dan Quayle see this!)
If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau
The right way to spell POTATO should be:
"GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU"
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"World Restaurant"
{Hint: Read this one aloud...}
Waitress: Hawaii, Mister? You must be Hungary.
Gent: Yes, Siam. And I can't Rumania long,
either. Venice lunch ready?
Waitress: I'll Russia table. What are you Ghana
Havre? Aix?
Gent: You want Tibet? I prefer Turkey. Can
Jamaica cook step on the Gaza bit?
Waitress: Odessa laugh! Alaska, but listen for
her Wales.
Gent: I'm not Balkan. Just put a Cuba sugar in my
Java.
Waitress: Don't you be Sicily, big boy. Sweden it
yourself. I'm only here to Serbia.
Gent: Denmark my check and call the Bosphorus,
Egypt me. There's an Eire. I hope he'll Kenya. I
don't Bolivia know who I am!
Waitress: Canada noise! I don't Caribbean. You
sure Ararat!
Gent: Samoa your wisecracks? What's got India?
D'you think this arguing Alps business? Why be
so Chile? Be Nice!
Waitress: Don't Kiev me that Boulogne! Alemain
do! Spain in the neck. Pay your Czech and don't
Kuwait. Ayssinia!
Gent (to himself): I'll come back with my France
and Taiwan on Zanzibar is open.
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