Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sat, 01 May 1999 12:40:33 -0400
We all know brilliant people like these, don't we?
LadyHawke
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"Some People Can Be So Stupid"
You know those shows where people call in and vote
on different issues? Did you ever notice there's always
about 18% of "I don't know." It costs 90 cents to call up
and vote, and they're voting, "I don't know."
"Honey, I feel very strongly about this. Give me the phone.
(Into phone) I DON'T KNOW! (hangs up, looking proud)
Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe
you're not sure about."
This moron probably calls up phone sex girls for $2.95
per minute & says, (into phone) "I'm not in the mood."
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"Turn The Picture, Please!"
A man takes a photo of the front of his house to the
local copy store and asks the clerk to put it on disk
for him. He does. They are both looking at the
monitor to see the results, and the man asks if the
picture can be turned.
"Sure" says the clerk.
The man replies, "Good, I need a shot of the back
of my house, also."
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"Money & Scotch, Please!"
This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun
and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After
the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle
of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf.
He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier
refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21."
The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give the
scotch to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the
robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to
the clerk.
The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact
over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then
ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name
and address of the robber that he got off of the license.
They arrested the robber two hours later. -- Supposedly
true story.
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