Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 16 Mar 1999 13:12:13 -0500
Q. Did you hear about the two Blondes that were
found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in
movie theater?
A. They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Blondes and cars don't mix, do they?
LadyHawke
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"Going To My Sister's"
A Ft Lauderdale Florida motorcycle cop was on patrol
one bright sunny December afternoon when he came
upon a line of cars stopped at a light with horns blasting.
He stopped behind the last car in line.
Then he noticed the reason for the noise. The light
directing that lane of traffic was green. He pulled out
of line and stopped alongside of the first car in line to
see what the problem was. The car was a big brown
Cadilac with New York plates driven by a blonde.
He motioned her to roll down her window, which she
promptly did. He then asked her why she was stopped
when the light was green. She said, "Oh, because I'm
on my way to my sister's house which is that way."
and she pointed to the right.
The motorcycle cop said, "Well, go ahead! The light is
green."
The blonde responded with, "Yes, I know, but the sign
under the light says: 'RIGHT TURN ON RED.'
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"Selling A Car"
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having
a lot of problems selling it, because the car had
250,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she
worked with at a salon. The brunette told her,
"There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell,
but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only
can sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address
of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop.
Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter in
your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not
be a problem to sell your car anymore."
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip
to the mechanic.
About one month after that, the brunette asked
the blonde, "Well? Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has
50,000 miles on it."
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