Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 15 Mar 1999 09:24:51 -0500
"Tax Humor"
A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms
51:2-4 (knowing my own hidden secrets) and Psalms
52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the following
letter to the IRS:
I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have
cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable
income, and have enclosed a check for $150.00.
Sincerely,
Taxpayer
P. S. If I still can't sleep, I will send the rest.
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"1040 Mistake"
Called in for an audit, the young man was
confronted by a surly IRS agent.
"It says here, Mr. Briggs, that you are a bachelor
-- yet you claim a dependent son. Surely this must
be a mistake."
Looking him straight in the eye, Mr. Briggs replied,
"Yup, it surely was."
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"IRS Heart Transplant"
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two
white coated doctors searching through the flower
beds.
"Excuse me," he said, "have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a
heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and
want to find a suitable stone."
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