Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 10 Mar 1999 07:05:43 -0500
"Sacrifices For Love"
Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding
anniversary and Sam says to Becky "So, Becky,
I was wondering... Have you ever cheated on me?"
Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such
a question now? You don't want to ask that
question..."
"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right, 3 times..."
"3, hmmm, well when were they?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old
and you really wanted to start the business on
your own and no bank would give you a loan...
Remember, then one day the bank president
himself came over the house and signed the loan
papers, no questions asked... Well..."
"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you
even more than ever, to do such a thing for me....
So when was number 2?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart
attack and you were needing that very tricky
operation, and no surgeon wanted to touch you...
Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way
up here to do the surgery himself and then you were
in good shape again... Well...."
"Oh my goodness!! Becky, you should do such a thing
for me, to save my life... I couldn't have a more
wonderful wife... To do such a thing, , you must
really love me darling... I couldn't be more
moved... So, all right then, when was number 3?"
"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you
really wanted to be president of the
congregation.... And you were 47 votes short...."
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"50th Anniversary"
During the celebration of their 50th Wedding Anniversary
the wife noticed a tear in her husbands eye.
"I never realized how sentimental you are," she said.
"That's not it," he sniffed.
"Remember when your Father caught us in the barn,
and he said if I didn't marry you he'd send me to jail
for 50 years?"
"Yes..." said the puzzled wife with a frown.
Her husband continued,
"Well, today I would have been a free man!!!"
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