Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 01 Jun 1999 09:28:08 -0400
"Cowboy in Sneakers"
A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat,
leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The
kid asked him,
"Mr. Cowboy, why do you wear that big hat?"
The cowboy replied, "Well, son, the big hat
protects me from hot sun and driving rain, and
at night I put it over my face when I sleep on the
range, so it protects me then, too."
"Why do you wear that leather vest?"
"It also helps to keep the weather off me, and
it has pockets where I can keep my valuables."
"Well, why do you wear leather chaps?"
"They protect my legs when I'm driving my horse
through mesquite and cactus."
"But, Mr. Cowboy," the kid finally asked, "why
do you wear sneakers?"
"That's so somebody won't think I'm a damn
truck driver."
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"Real Cowboy"
An old cowboy, dressed in a cowboy shirt, hat,
jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar, sat down,
and ordered a drink. As he was sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the
cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
To which he replied, "Well, I've spent my whole
life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses,
and mending fences.... so I reckon I am."
After a short while, he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm
not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my
whole day thinking about women. As soon as I
get up in the morning, I think of women. When I
eat, shower, watch TV. Everything seems to
make me think of a women."
A short while later she left, and the cowboy
ordered another drink. A couple sat down next
to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
To which he replied, "I always thought I was,
but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
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