Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 18 Jul 1999 07:18:07 -0400
"Train Travel in Europe"
One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt.
When he got in he said to the ticket man: "Sir. I really
need you to do me a favor, I have to get down this train
in Mannheim, but I'm very tired and it is for sure that I
will fall asleep. So what I want you to do is that you wake
me up in Mannheim because I have to close a business
deal there, and it is very important for me. Here you have
100 francs for the favor. But I warn you to know
sometimes when people wake me up I get really violent,
but no matter what I do or say you got to get me out of
this train in Mannheim. Is that clear?" So the ticket man
agreed and took the 100 francs.
Later as the man had said he fall asleep, and when he
woke up he realized that he was in Frankfurt. He was so
mad at the ticket man that he ran over and started yelling
at the ticket man.
"Are you STUPID or something??? I paid you 100 francs
so that you wake me up in Mannheim. And you didn't! --
I want my money back ."
While the man was yelling at the ticket guy, two other
guys that were also in the train were looking at them.
Then one turns to the other and says to him:
Guy1, "Look at this guy! He is mad!"
Guy2, "Yeah, almost as mad as the guy they made
get out of the train in Mannheim."
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"Missing A Train"
The train was about to pull out of the station.
Swinging a large bag, a young man managed
to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb
aboard, gasping for air.
Looking at him, another man said, "Young
man, you should be in better shape! At your
age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker
and still be fresh. Look at you, panting away."
The young man took a deep breath and said,
"Pop, I missed this train at the *last* station."
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