Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 02 Jul 1999 07:59:30 -0400
"When I Grow Up... & Get Released??"
Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local
mental hospital, is examining patients to see
if they're cured and ready to re-enter
society.
"So, Mr. Clark," the doctor says to one of
his patients, "I see by your chart that you've
been recommended for dismissal. Do you have
any idea what you might do once you're
released?"
The patient thinks for a moment, then
replies, "Well, I went to school for
mechanical engineering. That's still a good
field, good money there. But on the other
hand, I thought I might write a book about
my experience here in the hospital, what it's
like to be a patient here. People might be
interested in reading a book like that. In
addition, I thought I might go back to college
and study art history, which I've grown
interested in lately."
Dr. Leroy nods and says, "Yes, those all
sound like intriguing possibilities."
The patient replies, "And the best part is, in
my spare time, I can go on being a teapot."
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"Psych Exam"
A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him,
"Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex."
The doctor agrees to examine him and begins
by showing him various drawings. First the
doctor draws a square and asks the man to
identify it. The man immediately says,
"OMIGOSH!! Four people having sex!!!!"
Next the doctor draws a circle, at which the man
gasps, and says, "One man having sex."
Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which, of
course, the patient identifies as, "two woman and
one man having sex."
The doctor puts the drawings away and says to
the patient, "Yes, I do believe that you have an
obsession with sex."
To which the man replies, ME????? YOU'RE the
one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
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