Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Fri, 22 Jan 1999 08:45:45 -0500
Clothes for the paltry... What will they think of next?
LadyHawke
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"Visiting a Farm"
I was just visiting some friends who have a real
working farm. I was watching this one rooster
chasing after this hen, when the friend's wife
came out to feed them. The rooster stopped
chasing the hen at once and ran over to begin
eating. I stood there thinking to myself,
"Damn! I hope I never get *that* hungry."
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"Dead Rooster"
A man was driving down a quiet country lane
when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack!
The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud
of feathers is in the air.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse,
rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man,
somewhat nervously, said, "I think I killed your
rooster. Please allow me to replace him."
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are
'round the back."
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"A Well-Dressed Rooster"
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks
over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt,
and suspenders.
He says, "What the hell is that all about?"
The farmer says, "We had a fire in the chicken
coop in the winter, and all his feathers got burnt
off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep
him warm."
"Yes," says the salesman, "But it's summer *now*."
"Well," replies the farmer, "There ain't nothing
funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen
with one foot and get his pants down with the other."
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